Richard Cheese

Richard Reginald Cheese is the vice principal of Palmdale High School.

Biography
Richard had a harsh upbringing. He was born with his umbilical cord wrapped around both his ankles and his neck, after eating his twin in utero. His mother disowned him just minutes after birth, claiming he was much too ugly to be a son she could ever grow to love.

He was raised by rats in the alley behind the hospital he was abandoned in, and as a result, he developed rat-like mannerisms. Somehow he went to university, despite having all of these obvious disorders many wouldn't wish on their worst enemies, and eventually got a job as a teacher at Palmdale High School. After the then-vice principal "mysteriously disappeared" during Richard's job evaluation, principal Charles Dean gave the job to Richard Cheese.